I am so fabulous.
I need a lot of love,but if I can’t have it,I need a lot of money.
I piss glitter.
I am jealous of myself.
I was born free,but now I’m expensive.
If you cant afford an island in Dubai,you can either afford one date with me.*
I am great.Like, a lot greater than you, despite what your mom says.*
I am the plastic you adore.
You can look,but you cant touch.*
I am the only hot chick around.And you realize this every time you look at that f***ing mirror.
I’m a gossip girl.And everybody loves me.
I am a PAPUSHICA.I can do whatever I want with your Visa and your heart.If you disagree,you can go to hell.*
*The rule is cancelled only if your name is Zoso.ro